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Posed in front of a mirror?
It’s a must! For a fursuiter it’s hard to judge your performances without seeing them from the outside. I didn’t realize I had my head looking downwards all AC until I looked in the mirror. I’ve also very often just go in front of the mirror and enjoy my fursuit’s irrestible cuteness. “Who’s a good puppy? Who’s a good puppy? I’m a good puppy! I’m a good puppy!” I blame this akita. (Since revamped: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AEdxV9-Z10)
在镜子前面摆过姿势吗？
那是一定要的啦！作为兽装穿着者不用从外面看而评判自己的表现是一件难事。直到照镜子之前我都没有意识到自己整个AC都在低头。我也经常会到镜子之前什么都不干就是享受我的兽装的无法抗拒的可爱。“谁是只好狗狗啊？谁是只好狗狗啊？我是只好狗狗！我是只好狗狗！”这都要责怪那只秋田犬 (YouTube链接)。(后来重做过了:YouTube链接)
Been shopping/to a supermarket/store in fursuit?
Subway and Macs (convienence store). As for supermarkets, naw. The local mall forbids masks, and I fear some venues would have the same policy. Plus, I’d rather not have somebody filming me and add a creepy sound track saying “he wants to live his animal life so much, he would not take his costume off.”
穿着兽装购物/去过超市/商店吗？
赛百味和Macs (便利店)。其他地方，不敢。附近的购物中心不允许戴面具，我怕其他地方也有这样的规定。并且万一有人录像，配上吓人的解说，“他如此地想作为一只动物活着，从来都不会把这套装束脱下来”就……
Been group suiting?
出过兽装团吗？
Nevah. I’ve been fursuiting with a group on Canada day, but that’s like a mini-parade than actual group suiting.
米有。在加拿大日参加过兽装游行，不过那算不了兽装团。
Ever put on your fursuit for no reason and worn it for an extended period of time?
有没有没理由穿兽装的时候穿了很长一段时间？
… can’t think of any (有时候睡觉会穿？)
… 想不起来有那种情况 (will wear sometimes when sleeping?)
Have you walked around your hometown in fursuit?
With my hometown, Shanghai, 11337 kilometres (7044 miles) away from Ottawa, it’s a little bit difficult… But it will be done, someday.
在出身城镇穿过兽装吗？
上海离渥太华11337千米 (7044英里)，会有难度吧……不过某一天会做到的。
Fursuited in a different state?
Province, you insensitive clod, and no.
在其他州穿过兽装吗？
省，你这不关心人的土坷垃，以及没有。
In a different country?
See below question.
别的国家？
请见下一问。
Fursuited at a con? If so, how many times?
I bought this fursuit on impulse at AC2011; wore all Saturday and Sunday. Also at Condition:Red (2011). Not as much as at AC, but definitely more than my roommate who barely fursuited at all.
兽展穿过兽装吗？穿过几次？
这件兽装是我在AC2011冲动买下来的；整个周六和周日都在穿。还有就是在 Condition:Red (2011)。没有AC那么多，不过绝对比带了兽装都没怎么穿的室友要多。
Eaten in fursuit?
穿兽装吃过东西吗？
I want to resell this fursuit later, so no eating. Plus, this fursuit isn’t that good for eating; the mouth is glued on the sides.
打算以后卖掉这件兽装，所以不可以吃东西。另外这件兽装不适合吃东西; 嘴两边是粘上的。
Drank in fursuit?
穿兽装喝过东西吗？
Yeah, lots of water, but no beverages, because my plastic water pouchs will need cleaning if I put beverages in it. Oh, you mean alchohol? I don’t drink alchohol. If I need my self-restraint turned off, I just put on my fursuit. In a few moments it would be like I have drank alchohol.
喝了很多水，不过没喝过饮料，因为塑料水袋放饮料会发臭。哦你是说喝酒？我不喝酒。如果我需要关闭自己的自制力，穿上兽装，就变得无法无天了XD
Put on someone else’s fursuit?
It is my ambition to wear every fursuit in the world (that fits). To date, I have tried on 7 fursuits that I don’t own: Zets (head only), Prefectionist’s, Windrunner, ~BlueMoon, head swap with Clouwy, Amigo (first time wearing a full fursuit), and a fursuiter who probably would not prefer to be mentioned (his bodysuit is done, but he’s still looking for a good maker to build his head). In addition, I swapped my fursuit for Shekkakat’s fursona cosplay.
穿过别人的兽装吗？
我的野心是试穿世界上的每一件兽装 (仅限能穿得下的)。到目前为止我试穿过7件不是自己的兽装：Zets (仅头)、Prefectionist的、Windrunner, ~BlueMoon, 和Clouwy换头，Amigo(第一次试穿全套装！)以及一位估计不会喜欢名字被提到的兽装穿着者 (他的身子已经做好了，但是还没有想好请谁来做头部)。另外我还用自己的兽装换过Shekkakat的兽设Cosplay。
Ruined the magic in public?
I have walked around in AC with my head off for quite a long time. As for the general public, I took my head off when a group of children at a park demanded it, as mentioned above.
公众场合摘下过头吗？
在AC拿着头走过很长一段时间。至于公众，限以上儿童强烈要求把头拿下来的一次。
Gone to a furmeet in suit?
First in Prefectionist’s, then at Canada Day (the national holiday) my own. One day I’ll attend a furmeet as my fursona.
穿着兽装参加过兽聚吗？
曾穿着Prefectionist的去过，而后在加拿大日 (国庆) 穿了自己的。某一天我要以自己兽设的身份参加兽聚。
Been in a moving car while in suit?
I fursuited on a Greyhound bus once, way back from AC2011. (Some passenger asked “are you one of those people on CSI” -.-)
在运动中的车里穿过兽装吗？
一次在Greyhound (城际巴士公司) 的大巴上穿过，从AC2011回来的时候。 (有乘客问我“你是不是CSI上讲的那些人-.-”)
Been glomped while in suit?
I’ve had lots of hugs. I think I’ve been viciorously hugged once or twice, if that’s what you mean.
穿着兽装被扑抱过吗？
我被抱过许多次。有一两次特别的猛烈，如果你指的是那种情况的话。
Glomped someone while in suit?
I used to pounce people before I even had a fursuit! I did try to pounce someone in suit (make sure to approach the suiter from the -front- if you do this), but I forgot what happened next.
穿着兽装扑抱过别人吗？
以前没有兽装的时候我也扑过人！有兽装之后确实扑抱过别的兽装 (请一定一定从兽装穿着者的前方接近)。
Made a child smile?
Most of them are afraid of me. But the group who demanded me take my head off were ectastic.
把小孩子弄笑过吗？
大部分都怕我。不过强烈要求把偷拿下来的那群完全乐疯了。
Danced?
Can’t. Unless you count the Con:Red dead dog party where I flailed in suit from 23:57 to 00:00.
跳过舞吗?
跳不了。除非你算上在AC和Con:Red不到五分钟的胡乱挥舞……
Been in a fursuit dance competition?
参加过兽装舞蹈竞赛吗？
Wouldn’t last three seconds. I should try learning streetdancing like breaking, or even better, para para. Next year’s Anthrocon is themed “A Midsummer Night’s Dream”. Perhaps someone should go and do non-street (tango, ballet, etc.) dancing.
撑不了三秒。我应该去学街舞，例如 b-boying，或者 para para 的话更好了。明年 Anthrocon 主题是 “仲夏夜之梦” 。也许谁应该去竞赛跳古典舞蹈 (探戈、芭蕾，等等)。
Done something that attracted a large group of people while in suit?
Never had a group as large as street jugglers. Aformentioned group that demanded my head off was the largest group.
穿兽装做过什么吸引了一大群人的事吗？
以上所说的强烈要求把头拿下来团是聚集的最多的人。从来没有说像是街头杂技艺人那样的流行度。
Experienced a hater?
I had people who watched CSI but they mostly just find me cute, if a bit kinky. However at Condition:Red, there was a child being carried, who enjoyed seeing me. But when I tried to apporach, her mother turned around and said something like “How dare you apporach my daughter like that!” As for real “GTFO FURFAG” haters, no.
经历过仇恨者吗？
不少人看过那集CSI，不过他们大部分都觉得我很可爱，虽然可能也觉得有一点点变态吧。不过在Condition:Red有一个被抱着的小孩子，看见我很高兴。不过当我上前去的时候，抱着她的母亲说 “你怎么敢这样接近我的女儿！” 至于真的“你██的滚开你这兽控变态”仇恨者，还没有。
Longest time in fursuit? (what counts as being in suit is up to you)
穿兽装最长的时间？(什么算是穿着由你决定)
I once went to downtown CBD/around parliament and suited up, where a group of children at a park demanded my head to be taken off. I’ve only taken my head off twice that trip.
一次一个人去议会附近转悠，公园里的小孩子集体要求把头摘下来。那次出去只把头摘下来过两次。
About three hours. I’m a new fursuiter, and still learning how to manage between dehydration and having to empty the bladder. Usually I have to do that every hour.
一共大约三小时。我对兽装还是新上手，还在学习怎么保持在脱水和经常清空膀胱之间的平衡。一般一小时就要上一次厕所。
And finally…
最后……
Most memorable moment in fursuit?
穿兽装最值得纪念的时刻？
Condition:Red fursuit games, specifically the musical chairs. I won! But I’ve never exerted myself so much since I graduated from high school. You can read all about it in my con report! The section on the fursuit games is about as long as the rest of the article.
Condition:Red 兽装游戏，特别是抢椅子。我赢了！不过自高中毕业以后我从来没有这么累过。你可以在我的兽展报告里面读到详细描述。兽装游戏的那段几乎是整个文章的一半。
Writing this meme is fun! Translating it, isn’t fun at all. :< 写这篇问卷好开心！翻译这篇问卷好无聊。 :< P.S. Rover Mutt fursuit by Made Fur You (worn by Syber at AC2011) is up for auction, very cheap! Only one day left!
